Saturday, August 4, 2012

Jeju brings about the robot bitch slap


We went to Jeju for vacation for four days.  It was three foreigners (me, Meg, Robby) and 10 Koreans (Our boss May, her husband and his two nephews and one niece, May’s sister Jasmine and her three kids, and May’s mom.)  We took a ferry to Jeju and rented what I called “the party van.”  It was a big bus that more than comfortably fit all thirteen of us. 

I’ve spent some time with Jasmine’s three kids, as they are E-World students, but it was my first time meeting May’s husband’s nephews and niece.   Naturally, they were afraid of Meg, Robby and I because we’re foreigners.  We got to our pension and settled in.  We had two pensions and the foreigners were bunking with May’s husband’s niece and nephews.  Like I said, they were afraid of us.  Unbeknownst to me the youngest, 우 현 hid himself in the closet to escape.  I went to get a blanket and pillow out of the closet and when I opened the door 우 현 started screaming and I started screaming and we both just screamed at each other because he didn’t expect anyone to open the closet and I didn’t know anyone was in there.  It was so funny.  That kid turned into my bff for the trip. 

Later on in the trip we had a BBQ and we were talking about how our adult student Masashi is leaving back to Japan soon (he was in Korea working for the Expo which ends next weekend.)  Last week he gave all the teachers gifts.  We opened them and no one knew what they were so we asked Masashi.  He didn’t know either.  Lydia guessed it was a skirt, Robby guessed a table cloth, May guessed a scarf.  We’re having a goodbye party for Masashi on Friday and we decided we’re going to wear his mysterious gifts as capes to his goodbye party.  CANNOT WAIT.  It’s going to be hilarious.  We just decided, ‘”Oh, they’re capes.  Clearly capes.”

Later on in the trip Andrew, Jasmine’s son, found some crab/slug-like creatures at the beach.  He took them into the car and we were driving for a couple of hours when Robby asked ‘Andrew, are your friends ok?”  “Not ok.”  He responded.  “Die.  No in water and die.”    Later on we’re walking through E-Mart getting food for later when Andrew comes running up to me “KATIE!!!  NOT DIE!!!  ALIVE!!!!!!!!”  They then lived in the fresh sink water over night before eventually being discarded.

My favorite part of the trip was the boat ride back when Robby, Meg and I were on the deck with 우 현 and Andrew and we were just singing "I'm so curious yeeaaahhh - over and over) and dancing and pretend fighting (robot fighting - robot bitch slap) for like two hours.  Andrew is the most ridiculous person I’ve ever met in my entire life.  Sometimes he'll do this gangster move and I'll chime in like - "you doin' ho activities, with ho tendencies, hoes are your friends and hoes are your enemies."  Good thing he can't understand English.  Absolutely impossible to explain or describe this kid in words but we just annoyed everyone else on deck with our preposterousness.  We also invented “everybody Andrew’in.”  Ask me about this please, it must be demonstrated.  

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