Chop Chop, No?

           Every day I walk my dog in Turtle Park and every day this walk always provides some sort of entertainment.  Whether it’s people running away screaming at the sight of a dog or people wanting to pet her, or people yelling me that I’m not allowed to walk my dog in the park (to which I like to respond (fuck you-se-yo), it’s always something.

             

            These past few weeks, every morning when I walk Benes, a group of agishis stop me, take Benes’ leash from me, walk away, and then say “chop chop no?” as they gesture eating something.

             

            The first two or three times it was funny and I fake laughed and then took my leash back and walked away.  But this has been going on for weeks now.  No one’s laughing anymore.  And yet, everyday they take my leash and say “chop chop, no?” as if one day I’m just gonna be like “ok, I’ve plumped her up, she’s ready for the feast.”  God DAMN agishis.  It’s getting to the point where I’m gonna kick-box an old dude in the face.

            Addendum.  I will take dog-hungry agishis over crazy Christians any day.  I wouldn’t mind the crazy church people if they stood around waiting for people to take interest.  No, they are fake nice to you.  They make you think they just want to pet your dog and then all of the sudden you have twenty different fliers with Jesus’s face on them and your being talked at a mile a minute in Korean and THERE IS NO ESCAPE.   

            I have to find a new park.