Monday, December 5, 2011

Where The Watermelons Grow


Before today, it was my small-brained assumption that all people agree that a watermelon is a fruit.  A watermelon has seeds and tastes sweet and sugary and therefore, it is a fruit.  The real debate is tomatoes.  Are they fruit or vegetable?  They have seeds right?  So alas!  They must be a fruit!  Then what about cucumbers?  I’m getting off topic.

As I was saying, I had long ago made the assumption that I would never have to question the placement of a watermelon as being in the fruit category.  UNTIL TODAY.

Today in one of my classes I was having my students list fruits and vegetables.  When I suggested watermelon they told me it was a vegetable.  Assuming that they were not understanding the word ‘watermelon” I drew a picture and said, “it has seeds, it’s a fruit.”  And they said no!  It grows from the ground, it’s a vegetable!  And I said, “Strawberries grow from the ground!  Are they vegetables?”  “Yes!” they exclaimed.

Here, I presumed, we had a major misunderstanding, for strawberries and watermelons, which are sweet sweet things, surely are not considered vegetables in Asia.

So I asked a foreign teacher’s opinion.  She too told me that watermelons were vegetables.  Watermelons!!!  Watermelon.  Vegetable.  Watermelon=Vegetable? Ludicrous.

Unable to accept this, I began questioning students in the halls:

“Is a watermelon a fruit or a vegetable?” 
“A vegetable.” 
“A vegetable?!?  Are you crazy?!?  It’s a fruit!”
“Hey!  This is KOREA!!!!  A watermelon is a vegetable!!!”

And there’s a cultural barrier I did NOT expect to encounter. 

6 comments:

  1. And so what are strawberries?

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  2. It also reminds me of a Raffi song!
    ...where the Watermelons grow,
    back to my home,
    I dare not go,
    for if I did,
    my mother would say.....
    LOL, silly me.....

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  3. What does a rapper have to do with all of this?

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  4. Steve, surely you jest, tell me you jest.

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  5. Ludacris- a rapper with numerous popular songs.
    Ludicrous- amusing or laughable through obvious absurdity

    Surely, I do not jest.

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  6. All of Korea has it wrong, and I, too, am curious about strawberries. PS: doesn't EVERYTHING technically grow from the ground? Apples come from trees, clearly having roots...

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