Before today, it was my small-brained assumption that all
people agree that a watermelon is a fruit. A watermelon has seeds and tastes sweet and sugary and
therefore, it is a fruit. The real
debate is tomatoes. Are they fruit
or vegetable? They have seeds
right? So alas! They must be a fruit! Then what about cucumbers? I’m getting off topic.
As I was saying, I had long ago made the assumption that I
would never have to question the placement of a watermelon as being in the
fruit category. UNTIL TODAY.
Today in one of my classes I was having my students list
fruits and vegetables. When I
suggested watermelon they told me it was a vegetable. Assuming that they were not understanding the word
‘watermelon” I drew a picture and said, “it has seeds, it’s a fruit.” And they said no! It grows from the ground, it’s a
vegetable! And I said,
“Strawberries grow from the ground!
Are they vegetables?”
“Yes!” they exclaimed.
Here, I presumed, we had a major misunderstanding, for
strawberries and watermelons, which are sweet sweet things, surely are not
considered vegetables in Asia.
So I asked a foreign teacher’s opinion. She too told me that watermelons were
vegetables. Watermelons!!! Watermelon. Vegetable. Watermelon=Vegetable?
Ludicrous.
Unable to accept this, I began questioning students in the
halls:
“Is a watermelon a fruit or a vegetable?”
“A vegetable.”
“A vegetable?!?
Are you crazy?!? It’s a
fruit!”
“Hey! This is
KOREA!!!! A watermelon is a vegetable!!!”
And so what are strawberries?
ReplyDeleteIt also reminds me of a Raffi song!
ReplyDelete...where the Watermelons grow,
back to my home,
I dare not go,
for if I did,
my mother would say.....
LOL, silly me.....
What does a rapper have to do with all of this?
ReplyDeleteSteve, surely you jest, tell me you jest.
ReplyDeleteLudacris- a rapper with numerous popular songs.
ReplyDeleteLudicrous- amusing or laughable through obvious absurdity
Surely, I do not jest.
All of Korea has it wrong, and I, too, am curious about strawberries. PS: doesn't EVERYTHING technically grow from the ground? Apples come from trees, clearly having roots...
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